I have been a total slacker lately when it comes to updating my blog. But it isn't like anyone is actually reading it. HA! Here are a few pieces that I have recently completed. All are Christmas gifts.
Wow, I haven't updated my blog in a very long time! I will get on that as soon as I can. I hope anyone who reads this had a wonderful Thanksgiving! Here is a little photoshop I did of some of my pack:
Well, it is Friday and I am off for two full weeks from teaching! Woohoo!!! So I am taking the wife to Walt Disney World for the week for vacation. We shall be staying at the posh Animal Kingdom Lodge. We are totally pumped!
So, I leave you with this video. This is why my Greyhound, Kami-Koo, can kick the crap out of your panty-waiste Poodle. Watch and behold the greytness:
I am nearly finished. I think I totally screwed up the background though. I need to finish it by Wednesday--that is when my student teacher is finishing up.
Here is day two update of my boys:
...form of...Vito and Enzo!
I have begun yet ANOTHER Italian Greyhound colored pencil piece. This piece is 18 x 24inches and as you can clearly see, it is a pic of two of my IGlets snuggling. Vito is the split face and Enzo is the deaf guy on his right. Lots of work yet to be done! I shall keep you loyal readers updated!!! All two of you! Muahahaha!!!
I was just perusing YouTube--looking for some old Kids In The Hall skits, when I came across a few "9/11 Truthers" videos. WTF??? What is wrong with this country? I sincerely believe that we are inhabitied by a whole culture of intellectually dead morons. If you don't know what "BDS" is--let me tell you. It stands for "Bush Derangement Syndrome". These are people that believe President Bush is the worst thing that could possibly happen to our country. They believe he stole BOTH elections and that he and Rove planned the wholesale massacre of 3,000 American lives. I swear that if I were to win the lottery, I would move my wife and nine dogs to Tsonga or Guam. I cannot believe that there are actually people out there who are so deranged and pissed off at Bush that they really believe in their hearts that 9/11 was an inside job. It really upsets me.
Here's the deal folks--if anyone is actually reading this. Let me put our current situation into perspective:
1. Bush, Rove, et al, did not orchestrate the murder of 3,000 Americans and foreigners. This murder was completed by 19 Middle Eastern men. No, it wasn't our fault. It had nothing to do with our "foreign policy" and the hijackers weren't "poor, disenfranchised" men. They were well-educated. The war on terrorism is a clash of CIVILIZATIONS. Dictatorial, fascist Islamists hate our way of life. Look around the news, folks. The get angry when ANYONE (including the freakin' pope) says anything critical about their "religion of peace". What do they do to show they are not violent? Call for beheadings, burn down Christian Churches, kill innocent NUNS and blame everything on those dirty Jews. Wake up folks--your freedoms are under attack--but not by "Bushitler".
2. There are no Brown-shirted Jack-boots kicking down doors, trying to squelch your freedom of speech. Trust me, the whole wire-tapping thing was pretty much legal, and even if it weren't--they weren't listening to AMERICANS. And if they were, why the fuck would the CIA give a rat's ass about your aunt Bethelda's fucking gout??? If you want to know who the real Brown-shirts are, look no further than your friendly neighborhood PC Police. Yup, the Dummycrats. The nutroots democrats are the ones trying to squelch free speech. Everytime someone says something they don't like, they try and supress it. Or they just call that person a racist or homophobe or bigot or whatever. Why? Because they haven't had a new idea since the Kennedy administration, folks. If you are really that worried about how we treated murderers and thugs in Abu Ghraib, then you need to grow some thicker skin. If you think that Gitmo is BAAAAAD, you need to move to Cuba and live under that lover of freedom and civil rights, Mr. Castro. Or you can just move to China where GOOGLE, SUN MICROSYSTEMS and MICROSOFT are helping the PRC to ACTUALLY supress the rights and civil liberties of the Chinese people.
3. Our president, like him or not, is NOT a fascist. Mussolini was a fascist, folks. Mr. Bush has spent way more money on education and social programs than the beloved Mr. Clinton. This is one of the reaons that the Dems shall win the house back in November--conservatives are pissed because this administration didn't show any balls when it came to domestic issues.
4. Our economy, despite high gas prices, is rockin'. Stop reading the New York Times and that jackass Paul Krugman. Here is the quote of the day, thanks to National Review Online:
Did someone say record tax-receipt collections? At lower tax rates? Sounds a lot like the Laffer Curve to me.
The U.S. government just recorded record high tax revenues on the September 15th quarterly deadline date for business tax payments. It turns out that total receipts were a booming $85.8 billion.
Treasury Undersecretary Randal Quarles said Friday’s numbers provided a “continuing demonstration of the strength of the U.S. economy.”
Actually, overall tax revenues for that day, including personal taxes and payroll taxes, were the largest in a single day in the nation’s history. Twenty percent above a year ago according to Quarles.
I would simply call it the greatest story never told.
5. Europe hates us. Yep, they sure do. But guess what? They hated us during the Clinton Admin too. Why? Because they are pert near a socialist continent with high unemployment rates, virtually no assimilation from their Middle Eastern brethren and their economy has been stagnant for over a decade. They have always been jealous of us. Good. Screw 'em.
6. Hurricans are not being caused by man. Period. Stop listening to Al Gore and his hand-picked scientists.
Just read this: http://www.babalublog.com/archives/003436.html Click on the link for the audio and listen to the entire thing.
Happy Friday everyone! What a week--I have been completely bored. I have a student teacher and I have been sitting on my ass for the past few weeks. Ugh.
So I give to you my Friday gift of ridiculous racist video! ENJOY!
Well, here she is. Friday night and I am exhausted!
Today was a very strange day, to say the least. This could almost be a rant, but since I teach in an elementary school, it is pretty much par fo' course.
So this morning in the gym before school begins (my extra money gig), a poor third grade boy informs me--with tears in his eyes--that he didn't quite make it to the bathroom. No biggie, kids tinkle in their britches all the time. Except this tinkle smelled more like the kind that tinkles from yo' ass like a bullet train.
He pointed to the bathroom clear across the gym and I walked him to the office for a fresh set of whatever he was wearin'.
I then went to inspect the bathroom--where there were already children holding their noses and pointing. Like I couldn't find it. It was as if the poor boy was fed Vindaloo Curry from a cow patty and then given a yard of water from the Ganges River to wash it down.
Explosive diahrea is an understatement. It was on the floor, stall walls, back wall, toilet, around the toilet and IN the toilet. It's as if he went in his pants on his way to the bathroom and then turned and pulled his pants down and SHOT spit from deep within his soul.
OK, part two
So in comes kindergarten. Not ten minutes into the class, an itty bitty little Sue Who look alike raises her hand. She peed in the chair. Woohoo! Now I have pee to go with that poo! So I send her to the office with another little girl, named after a river here in Tennessee. A black girl--who'da guessed. So Ocoee takes the Little Sue Who to the office for a fresh set of whatever she's wearin' and then returns to class. She sits down on the chair and not FIVE minutes goes by before SHE pisses in HER chair!
Holy spit--it's a trifecta!
Sometimes I hate kids.
Alright--as I promised yesterday, here are a few pix of "My Wild Kira" in progress:
